You know what is the worst thing you can do to Hermione when it comes to writing fanfiction about her?
It’s not making her extremely pretty or overly talented. It’s not making her a slut, pairing her up with any and every man or woman you can think of.
The very worst thing you can do to a girl…
Muggle-born students being taught about the spell obliviate and immediately declaring their wands ‘neuralyzers’ and spending the rest of the day erasing people’s memories and quoting Men In Black, much to the confusion of the purebloods. But there’s this one muggle-born professor who thinks it’s hilarious and proclaims himself Agent K and magics up black sunglasses for all the people who get it and they spend the day annoying the hell out of everyone.
yeah but muggleborns on heeleys rolling to class, just whizzing past all of their classmates who try every spell they can find to give them wheels on their feet. and then the muggleborns get them for their friends for christmas and try to teach them how to use them on saturdays.
I want to write but I need some inspiration!
Anyone want to give me a story starter?
There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk
she was training herself to be happy oh my god
For those who have met or those who haven’t
- "Stay back! I don’t want to hurt you."
- "Run, before it gets us!"
- "We have to hide."
- "You should leave. Now."
- "Oh god, is that blood?"
- "Oh my god! That man’s insane!"
- "Did you hear something?"
- "What happened? Where are we?"
- "What do you want with me?"
- "I’m sorry! Please, don’t hurt me!"
- "I’ll kill you. That’s not a threat; it’s a promise."
- "How dare you!"
- "Leave me alone."
- "What do they want with us?"
- "Help! Please, don’t leave me here!"
- "I should’ve know it’d be you."